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Practically quivering in excitement I launch The Elder Scrolls 6 for the first time and wait in excitement...

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The clown had been standing in the corner of my room for so long that I don't even notice him anymore,even when his face switches from a smile to a pained grimace

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I decided to try and be funny and asked her "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" NSFW

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"I have always loved loved you," I whispered, a single tear rolling down my cheek.

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With a yelp, he quickly ripped his phallus from my mouth, his eyes wild. NSFW

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“Man, that was top tier zaza!” exclaimed Tyler, as he proceeded to throw his weed joint out of his car window.

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As my baby began to cry in the back car seat I felt the stress settle in.

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"The fastest way to a girl's heart is with food!" I proclaimed to my friends,

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Practically quivering in excitement I launch The Elder Scrolls 6 for the first time and wait in excitement...	8
[deleted by user]	8
The clown had been standing in the corner of my room for so long that I don't even notice him anymore,even when his face switches from a smile to a pained grimace	8
I decided to try and be funny and asked her "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" NSFW	8
[deleted by user]	8
"I have always loved loved you," I whispered, a single tear rolling down my cheek.	8
With a yelp, he quickly ripped his phallus from my mouth, his eyes wild. NSFW	8
“Man, that was top tier zaza!” exclaimed Tyler, as he proceeded to throw his weed joint out of his car window.	8
As my baby began to cry in the back car seat I felt the stress settle in.	8
"The fastest way to a girl's heart is with food!" I proclaimed to my friends,	8